A Town Called Christmas

Far away, beyond the snow, and nestled in a perfect nook you’ll find a town called Christmas…

Clementine dreams of a place where gingerbread houses glow under twinkling fairy-lights, and chocolate coins are currency. Where the streets are filled with snow-ball fights, and laughter hangs like baubles in the air! The happiest place on Earth.

Or at least it used to be…

The Last Machine Breaker

Four lives. Two timelines. One question: Will technology be our salvation or our downfall?

In The Last Machine Breaker, Eva creates Adam, a humanoid AI capable of thought, emotion, and desire. But as Adam takes his first breath, another world unfolds before us: 1813, projected live on stage. There, Mary pleads with George Mellor, Luddite Leader and her lover, condemned to die in the morning: turn traitor to his cause and live; stay true and die.

An Attempt To Lose Time

Time is everywhere. We’re surrounded by it. We can’t escape it. Or can we…?

After five years of fast-paced burnt-out always-on city life, Miranda thought about time all the time - so she gave it up.

Musing on climate change, capitalism, human extinction and the ever-present threat that crabs might take over the world, this is the story of how Miranda left the city, took to the canals, travelled to a remote Scottish island and formed questionable relationships with moorhens in her quest to escape time.

Creepy Boys

2025 Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominees and creators of cult-smash “SLUGS”, the Creepy Boys return to the UK with their self-titled show -  

You're invited: The Creepy Boys, are throwing their 13th birthday party. It will have everything. Games. Gifts. Possibly Satan. Probably Cake.

Combining 2000s sexy songs, satanic rituals, and Willam Dafoe, these horny little boys do whatever it takes to make their birthday dreams come true.

This is one birthday party you’d be cursed to miss.

Oktoberfest - SATURDAY

THE BIG BAVARIAN BEER BASH!

Entertainment & Oompah Spectacle provided by Old Woollen favourites THE JAGER MAESTROS OOMPAH BAND.

Tasty Steins of the one and only HOFBRAU, straight from Munich.

Bratwurst and Currywurst courtesy of Farsley Fire & Smoke.

This year we have two ticket levels available. The first is entry only, which gets you into the event to see the fabulous band. The second get you entry PLUS - a TWO-PINT STEIN on arrival of delicious German Hofbrau beer.   

Oktoberfest - FRIDAY

THE BIG BAVARIAN BEER BASH!

Entertainment & Oompah Spectacle provided by Old Woollen favourites THE JAGER MAESTROS OOMPAH BAND.

Tasty Steins of the one and only HOFBRAU, straight from Munich.

Bratwurst and Currywurst courtesy of Farsley Fire & Smoke.

This year we have two ticket levels available. The first is entry only, which gets you into the event to see the fabulous band. The second get you entry PLUS - a TWO-PINT STEIN on arrival of delicious German Hofbrau beer. 

Sing-Along-A Wicker Man

"Camp, cheeky and hugely entertaining" - TIME OUT

Dust down your best Scottish accent, dress up as your favourite character and come join in with the singing, actions, buttock-slapping and dialogue of this horror classic.

Your hosts Lord Summerisle and Willow Mcgregor (aka. Dr. Bramwell and Eliza Skelton) will get things warmed up with a little live music, lead you through the actions for the songs and give you a goody bag full of surprises. Then, at the witching hour, we'll roll the film and may god have mercy on your soul.

John McKay's Reactor

Ex-Banshee, John McKay’s New Band.

The Scream, the debut album from Siouxsie & the Banshees, was released late enough in the punk era to bear some claim as the first post-punk album, with only minor traces of 'punk' and enough hints of what had come even earlier to feel utterly new.

FM

FM Plus special guest support Rosalie Cunningham.

FM are pleased to announce their new full band “Brotherhood” tour for Sept 2025

FM will perform songs from their past 14 albums including their 1984 debut album Indiscreet, plus Tough It Out, Metropolis, Synchronized and many more.

Formed in the 80's by the Overland brothers FM have become one of the UK's seminal Rock Bands. The bands current line is Steve Overland – Vocals, Merv Goldsworthy - Bass, Pete Jupp - Drums, Jem Davis – Keyboards and Jim Kirkpatrick – Guitar.