Matt Parker talks a lot of maths. He’s a NYT best-selling author and sold-out stand-up performer. But now it’s time he does the maths.

It’s time he really gets in there and gives the maths a good doing. It’s time he programmes his own Christmas tree lights and then 11,184,024 people watch his downfall (and counting). It’s time he shares his hand-crafted maths code online only for viewers to improve it by 40,832,277,770%. It’s time he shaped up and crawled out from under the square named after him.

Come watch Matt Parker do the maths.

A singer and actor, a TV host and author, a BRIT-Award-winner and a film star – Toyah has worn many hats during a remarkable career spanning more than 50 years.

You may have encountered the dynamic personality of Huey Morgan in many ways. Frontman, radio and television broadcaster, author and DJ, Huey is many things at once.

Coming to prominence as the frontman and driving force of the eclectic American rap/rock outfit Fun Lovin’ Criminals, Morgan led the band from 1993 – 2021. Best known for the hit record Scooby Snacks, Fun Lovin’ Criminals released six albums between 1996 and 2010 and sold over 10 million records.

Spandau Ballet saxophonist Steve Norman was responsible for some of the most distinctive pop melodies of all time. From his sax solo on True to the colossal hit Through The Barricades, Steve Norman toured the globe, performed at Live Aid, and helped Spandau sell 25 million albums while enjoying 23 hit singles.

From Rob Newman comes a barnstorming new stand-up show about where we are and where we’re going.

From future cities and philistine film directors to Dorothy Parker’s Multiverse Diaries. Throw in Pythagorean gangsters, intellectual bingo callers and a crazy character called Arlo – and the result is a hilarious tour-de-force utterly unlike anything else you will ever see anywhere else!

★★★★
‘One of comedy’s most skilled performers… this is an exquisite, erudite, well-crafted show’
Evening Standard

★★★★
‘His shows are a joy to watch’
Guardian

Step inside the extraordinary story of one of rock’s most legendary bands with John Illsley, founding member and long-time bass player of Dire Straits.

In this intimate and entertaining evening, John will reflect on his life in music – from the early days of the band, to global superstardom, to the wild ride that followed. With insights and anecdotes only an insider could share, this Q&A-style event promises a rare, behind-the-scenes look at the highs, lows, and everything in between.

Celebrate Sweden with the film Midsommar and delicious vegan meatballs, mash potato, gravy and a berry sauce.

Dir. Ari Aster/2hrs 28mins/Certificate 18/2019

Stars:  Florence Pugh, Jack Reynor and Vilhelm Blomgren – A couple travel to Northern Europe to visit a rural hometown’s fabled Swedish mid-summer festival. What begins as an idyllic retreat quickly devolves into an increasingly violent and bizarre competition at the hands of a pagan cult.

This is your opportunity to browse stalls from our friends and neighbours who have decluttered their homes, wardrobes, sheds and precious craft and vintage stashes with an aim to recycle so you can grab a bargain or 10! If you just love a good old Sunday bargain hunt you are going to love this!

Whatever you fancy, our Sunday Junk Yard Sale is a bit like a car boot sale BUT loads better coz its indoors! Loads of stalls... tons of bargains and an awesome cafe bar to relax in.

Entry is FREE just reserve your ticket TO GUARANTEE ENTRY and we'll see you there!

This is your opportunity to browse stalls from our friends and neighbours who have decluttered their homes, wardrobes, sheds and precious craft and vintage stashes with an aim to recycle so you can grab a bargain or 10! If you just love a good old Sunday bargain hunt you are going to love this!

Whatever you fancy, our Sunday Junk Yard Sale is a bit like a car boot sale BUT loads better coz its indoors! Loads of stalls... tons of bargains and an awesome cafe bar to relax in.

Entry is FREE just reserve your ticket TO GUARANTEE ENTRY and we'll see you there!