When Henry Paker, Benjamin Partridge and Mike Wozniak graduated valedictorian-cum-laude -prom-queen from Harvard Law School, offers poured in from every legal firm in America’s Sweat Belt. 

No sooner had they spilled gumbo on their first affidavit than they uncovered a conspiracy that would shake DC’s political dynamite to its core. But that’s a story for another time. What’s relevant right now is that Three Bean Salad is doing its first-ever full-blown tour and you are cordially invited to soak up the lukewarm banter IRL-style. 

Expect live illustration, expect an actual banjo, expect to determine what the beans actually talk about on your home turf.